Friday, Husband and I were on our way to our babymoon near Charleston, SC. As usual, I was starved at 5pm when we got in the car, but I made it til six before we had to stop. We decided to get fast food so it would be, ya know, fast. We sat two tables down from a man who was eating alone, and he smiled at us. We smiled back and got situated at our table.
Next thing I know, you must be having twins. Are you kidding me?
There he was, smiling and chuckling at us. No…nope, I said. He laughed again.
Okay, so what was funny? That’s what I want to know. Geez man, do you think you’re original? Obviously not. Also, the fact that you had the nerve to say such a thing does not make you funny. It makes you a dick. Sorry, but it’s just a fact. He is lucky I didn’t take his tray and beat him over the head with it then make him lick it. Sick. But deserved.
I suspect a little bit of crankiness in you. Are we having some major hormone issues???? LOL!!!! Jk. I remember what it was like not to long ago. Remember, I did not enjoy being pregnant. People are so rude. Just wait till he gets here and people start telling you how to raise him. ARRRRGGGGG.
I think this just confirms over and over (since people keep asking over and over…) that you look GREAT and it’s all beautiful baby belly!!