When I leave this job, which I inevitably will because I am meant for more hearting and less accounting, I think I’ll go through and change all of Hair’s procedure documents from plain ol’ English to pirate-speak. Why, you ask? One, it will send him into a frenzy the likes of which no man has ever seen, and two, nothing’s funnier than talking to a pirate. I’m thinking something like this:
Instead of please pay the amount listed in two business days, which is a Thursday, it might read more like Aaarrrgh, pay the amount that be listed in two days which be a Thursday or walk the plank matey.
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